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Great insults with a touch of class- may have real life application!

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« on: March 18, 2009, 01:59:28 pm »


 "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." --  Stephen Bishop
 
 "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." --  John Bright
 
 "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb
 
 "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." --  Samuel Johnson
 
 "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating
 
 "He had delusions of adequacy." --  Walter Kerr
 
 "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address
 on it?" --  Mark Twain
 
 "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." --  Mae West
 
 "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." --  Oscar Wilde
 
 Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party,
"Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"
 
  Winston replied, "Madam if I were your husband I would drink it!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 02:06:29 am »

"Somewhere there is a village that's missing an idiot!!' Apparently thats what a teacher wrote on a report card as a remark about some kid!


I wonder if this is by the ex prime minister of australia, Paul Keating! ("He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating) He was funny I thought. I liked it when he touched the Queen inappropriately! I bet it was the most fun she's had in yrs! apparently you cant do this to the Queen.


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