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« on: March 14, 2009, 09:17:41 pm » |
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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. Steak & BJ Day |
There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation. – Herbert Spencer
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GoodWitch
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 09:56:00 pm » |
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I think that's a great idea!
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 10:10:49 pm » |
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Yeah it sounds like a great idea. I picked a really bad time to end the relationship with my girlfriend  |
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GoodWitch
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 10:24:22 pm » |
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Yeah it sounds like a great idea. I picked a really bad time to end the relationship with my girlfriend I just went through Valentines without a bf, I feel your pain. |
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 10:49:41 pm » |
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I just went through Valentines without a bf, I feel your pain.
I just want a blowjob. |
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GoodWitch
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2009, 08:47:04 am » |
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I just want a blowjob.
You'll have much, much better luck getting that than I will getting what I want from a man. You can buy a bj. |
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2009, 02:52:57 pm » |
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Dang.. I missed it.
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2009, 04:29:25 pm » |
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You'll have much, much better luck getting that than I will getting what I want from a man. You can buy a bj.
Aren't there guys who do that too? I think they call them gigelos (click) |
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