the last person to post here wins

[killchaos]

post. 

[wizer]

( the goblin would just like to thank the members of this forum for their generosity towards him

You're welcome.

[fleamailman]

(the goblin thanked the members for their efforts at communication, as he posted his next)

"...great, so on the Internet I am anonymous whereas in real life I am invisible..." voiced the goblin in the late hour before his bath and bed, outside the fallen rain had cooled the sleeping city of Geneva into it's dark sparkling droning silence like night's embers to the day's fire, "...so what justification is needed to post here beyond the wish to know what I can post pure and simple..." asked the goblin of himself

[fleamailman]

meanwhile, back in Gotham city, Batman and Robin burst onto the scene "...drat..." Batman's fist hits his cupped hand "Robin I don't get it, this goblin guy is always one step ahead of us, worse I'm sure he's a penguin too, he got to have a weakness if only we could find it Robin we'd have him, Robin what we need is a plan..." "...Batman, what say you that me and my merry men joineth this brigand in Gothem forest yonder and there offer council that he may yet steal but from the rich to offer unto the poor..." "...alright Robin what's that in English and start the sentence with "holy cow Batman"...", "...prithy who sayeth "holy cow Batman" in this here age thus, t'is but a fabrication of the mind's eye m'thinks, come let us settle on "haynonnyno Batman" t'is wisdom is it not...", the waitress interrupts the goblin's string of thought "...excuse me could you pay your coffee it's 3 francs please, oh let me guess, you're a writer..." "...well sort of I'm a dyslexic with multipersonality disorder and a posting addiction..." "...great I've never met one of those, could I have a signature in case you become famous and die, thanks..." "...here you go, by the way do you know sometimes I wonder if the gods might actually envy us our mortality..." "...oh that's too deep for me, sorry but thanks anyway..."

[mars bar]

i like batman........

[killchaos]

i like batman........

looks like Batman needs to lay off the twinkies.

[fleamailman]

(the goblin is going to steal that picture mars bar saying "...goblins are not to be trusted near good pictures...")

the goblin hoped that there would never be a last person, nor a last post here, "...no this is an endless thread, simply it is a glorified chatroom and a stage to post anything one wishes, but unlike a chatroom it has notifications, attachments, spell checker, and every other advantage of a normal thread, that is, while also adding both to the site's total number of posts and ones postcount too, in short, it is a killer thread then..." ventured the goblin adding one proviso  "...ah, but the detractions of the "last post" thread is it ever "on" and "off" topic and its mass popularity since, once started, it can very quickly become the number one thread, much to the decrement of everything else, rather like a cuckoo's egg in the forum nest..."

[fleamailman]

repost from women's interest(read mommies) "last post" thread, elsewhere

the goblin apologized for his absence, "...it was just that I needed to be intellectual and deep elsewhere for a while but now I need the company of my friends the mommies again..." confessed the goblin who in a token of devotion started serenading them again to the words of that sweet lullaby "...the mum had got her wrap on, hip hip hip hooray, the mum has got has wrap on and she coming out today

[fleamailman]

then suddenly wizer had had a vision, in front of him appeared three goddesses who each in turn asked for his choice amongst them "...my name is Athena goddess of wisdom, choose me for I give you this television...", "...my name is Artemis goddess of the wild, this is your remote control mortal..."  and "...and my name is Aphrodite goddess of love, choose me, the sofa is yours now..." and with that wizer's fate was somehow sealed but which he would choose was still in the deciding, slowly the long month of Sundays continued

[mars bar]

looks like Batman needs to lay off the twinkies.

yes and I think hes been sharing them with his mates!!!

[mars bar]

supergirls uniform must have shrunk in the wash.

[fleamailman]

"...it's funny, it wasn't till I saw this thread here today that I remembered something that I had completely forgotten had happened to me some years back...", and with that the goblin explained "...you see, there was this woman, who had bought a computer in our shop quite normally, only to return next morning with the computer in an array of detached bits all in a large cardboard box, wanting it repaired, where, on being refused, she went crazy and grabbed a scanner in her tantrum placing it into her big bag and walked out..." and that should have been the end of it, but no it wasn't, the goblin continued, "...no, she actually returned that same afternoon, minus the scanner of course...", goblin remembered the standard ploy, "...well, the trick now was to stall her till police came, but she went into another tantrum as she realized she had been locked in, and reached for her big bag in her panic and grabbed something in her hand, but the boss's reaction were quick in noticing that she was now holding a large spanner heading for the shop windows, the boss caught her outstretched arm restraining her and shouted to me open the door again allowing her quick escape down the street, straight into the arms of the police who had just arrived on the scene...", the memories of which drifted back into the goblin's mind with a shudder again, but he sipped his coffee again, returning to the story here "...well having closed the shop for the day we turned up at the police station to give our statements, where the interviewing officer calmly confided to us that she was obviously deranged and would need holding for observation...", voiced the goblin as if ending his recollection at this point, almost amazed that all this could have happened and that he had simply forgotten about it, but it was very clear now, even that policeman's parting remark that is, and his casual look when he added "...oh by the way, did you know about the air gun in her bag..."

[fleamailman]

the bistro owner's wife is enormous for her short size, the goblin often looks at her not so much for something indecent intention but more as the object for some great hug, the personification of Gaea in his view, and in this adoration she would make up for every other woman he knew and whether his hands would meet behind her didn't matter, no it did matter and they wouldn't, wow at the thought which alas is all it could be

[mars bar]

maybe if your arms were this long you might be able to reach all the way around her!! 

People should never let themselves get that fat, its bad for their health. and guys who purposely go after women who are that fat are a bit odd to say the least. I think the guy in that pic got what he deserved!!!

[mars bar]