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« on: February 27, 2009, 01:01:56 am » |
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered.
Condensed - only the best ones posted
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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mars bar
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2009, 09:48:26 am » |
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
so thats where u got that question from? i thought it looked familiar, and i thought u were asking a legitimate question!!
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 10:18:58 pm » |
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
so thats where u got that question from? i thought it looked familiar, and i thought u were asking a legitimate question!!
Good catch. That's exactly where it came from. It was perfect for the thread on your board. In fact it did make for a good legitimate question if you think about it... |
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 12:08:07 am » |
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yeah ppl always ask that. But monkeys and apes must be the retarded cousins of the hominids we evolved from!! or maybe we are the 'retarded' ones and are evolving into a bunch of assholes as we speak!! pretty soon we will all just look like this!  |
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 12:11:37 am » |
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he he he, this is my favourite picture of an ****!! get it, ASS...HOLE, cos theres an ass in a hole. ah forget it, I'm outta here!   |
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 05:39:18 pm » |
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I must be a Yawnie cuz Rubes says so!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 06:02:10 pm » |
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he he he, heres another pic of assholes!!   |
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