wizer
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« on: February 13, 2009, 06:22:10 pm » |
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MAN QUIZ
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship B. Your blood-test results C. Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss Sports Center
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience B. The second best part of the experience C. $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. No concern of yours B. Not a problem, she can join your gym C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth B. An oxymoron C. A Moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. Appetizer is to entree B. Primer is to paint C. A long line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends" B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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mars bar
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2009, 09:46:37 am » |
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I love numbers 9 and 10!! and the answer to number 9 is c, whether you're male or female!!
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wizer
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2009, 10:26:22 am » |
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I love numbers 9 and 10!! and the answer to number 9 is c, whether you're male or female!! #10 makes the whole joke. By itself it wouldn't be so funny, and the entire thing would be "so-so" without #10 finishing it off.
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