LOL
Edited to add: I drive doctors crazy because I usually have a pretty good idea of what's going on, and I ask lots of questions. Particularly with mammograms, ultrasounds, and that sort of thing.
Be well informed. Ask questions. Demand that the doctor give you the time you deserve.
It's your right.
Most patients are clueless..once in a while there is a patient that is on top of things, knows what's going on, is not intimidated by me just because I have the title of "doctor". They get my respect, and maybe a bit more of my attention as well.