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Murdock
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« on: September 05, 2008, 04:46:34 pm »

I have worked for my attorney for almost 8 years now.  I do many things for him (he is 57, single and has never been married)... I make sure he has enough food in his fridge to last him through the weekend, I set up golf days for him... in general... I make sure this guy is enjoying life... because if I didn't he would turn into a hermit... he really doesn't like people very much and the more recluse I allow him to be... the worse of a mood he is in after he has attended a luncheon.

so... I get an invitation in the mail which I am calendaring for him... that indicates Garden Attire... what in the hell is Garden Attire?

does he wear a stupid hat and overalls? 

don't goggle... I'd like to see what your ideas are off the top of your heads.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 04:52:41 pm »

Big straw hat, corn cob pipe, overalls, and big old worn out sneakers.

Here's something to get you started
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 05:00:02 pm »

now that we have gotten all the silliness out of our systems...

I would think that a short sleeve sporty dress shirt with slacks would be appropriate.   

I told him to go to Tommy Bahamas and buy a tropical casual dress outfit for the occasion... he looked at me like I had lost my damn mind.

men don't understand the joy of buying a new outfit to wear.
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 05:05:34 pm »

Don't forget baggy shorts with big pockets that show off his "package".


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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 05:15:35 pm »

Don't forget baggy shorts with big pockets that show off his "package".




[i just vomited in my mouth a little]
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 04:59:56 pm »

maybe bring a shovel too. Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 05:02:43 pm »

lol - I forgot about this thread.

He went... and everyone was wearing Tommy Bahama shirts.  I told him "that's why I make the big $$$"

he laughed.
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