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I've been monitoring wizer's 'assimilation' at CO

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« on: August 30, 2008, 12:18:27 pm »

I had doubts at first, since there was so much incestuous history he didn't have.  But I've become convinced now that one doesn't need all that background, to be able to hang.  All one needs is one friendly experienced poster (in this case TWAP) to feed one an occasional straight line.

I found this post to be a masterful threadkiller.

http://www.cosmicoutpost.com/index.php?topic=31923.msg343012#msg343012

Sometimes  I will wake up at night and find myself scratching my itchy ass because I didn't wipe well after shitting.

So I grab some peanut butter, slap some in there, and give my dog the "come" command.

I roll over on my belly and let the dog do its thing.



So, your girl friend doesn't sleep over??

She works most nights as an ER nurse, "7a to 7p" as she puts it.

So on most nights, its me, the dog, and Skippy.


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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2008, 12:25:36 pm »

Here's to ASSimilating!

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2008, 12:31:04 pm »

I just came back from shopping. I bought two jars of that Skippy.  I'm fixin to take it back now. Grin
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Stop trying to figure it out. Just go with it.
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2008, 05:11:46 pm »

I don't understand why some guys always feel the need to be so GROSS.
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2008, 07:44:25 pm »

I don't understand why some guys always feel the need to be so GROSS.

That's just wizer's personal style.  I view it as a legitimate expression of who he is.  Personally I have a very limited appetite for it, but I think CO will be a good venue for it.  For one thing, it diversifies the portfolio...which I can safely say has been very lopsided of late....without going into detail.   angel
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 10:25:33 pm »

I just came back from shopping. I bought two jars of that Skippy.  I'm fixin to take it back now. Grin

Is it the chunky kind? If so, I'll take them off your hands. My dog loves the chunky stuff.
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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 04:11:55 pm »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080903/sc_livescience/volcanoseruptioncolorsworldssunsets

They think it's gases from Volcano's... yeah right!  Wizer just did a dutch oven on sweetpea!  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2008, 04:14:21 pm »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080903/sc_livescience/volcanoseruptioncolorsworldssunsets

They think it's gases from Volcano's... yeah right!  Wizer just did a dutch oven on sweetpea!  Wink

You remember who sweetpea is...you get a point for that one. She's not big on the forum thing, so she isn't around much...thats probably a good thing...

I've been known as wizer the geyser but never a volcano!

 Grin

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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2008, 04:33:19 pm »

It would have been funnier if the headline had come thru...

"Gases from volcanic eruption may be coloring sunsets"  was what it said. 

Yes, I did catch who sweetpea is.  Nice to meet ya if you stop by SP.

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« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2008, 05:11:30 pm »

It would have been funnier if the headline had come thru...

"Gases from volcanic eruption may be coloring sunsets"  was what it said. 

Yes, I did catch who sweetpea is.  Nice to meet ya if you stop by SP.



9/1/08 was 14 months for us. It works.


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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 12:08:47 am »

Wizer just tries to be a shock jock for the net.

lol

it's what happens when too much testerone meets a 14 year old mentality in the body of a big hairy guy! LMAO

And you guys buy it. LOL  Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 10:32:57 am »

Wizer just tries to be a shock jock for the net.

lol

it's what happens when too much testerone meets a 14 year old mentality in the body of a big hairy guy! LMAO

And you guys buy it. LOL  Grin Cheesy

Hey! I figured 12 year old mentality tops. Thanks for the extra 2 years babe.
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 05:25:48 pm »

Hey! I figured 12 year old mentality tops. Thanks for the extra 2 years babe.
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You'z be welcome!  :-*
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