wizer
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« on: August 06, 2008, 01:10:25 am » |
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Most of the contributions to the museum are from Luke Skywalker, a 30 something young fellow who lives with his parents, follows their strict rules, has a curfew, and has never had a girlfriend. He writes:
I have a three-strike and you are out policy of masturbating in a month, and I have a nocturnal **** policy where I pay myself $ 2.00 coupons if I don't masturbate while sleeping, plus $ 5.00 bonus coupons if I struggle not to masturbate. Noctural **** is a relaxed policy I have that basically uses **** as a sleeping pill if I cant sleep. The concept is if I masturbate I'll knock myself out and fall asleep if I have insomnia or something like that. It's usually 80% effective, but I usually try to find other ways of falling asleep (to get the $5.00 coupon).The museum thanks Jade for making us aware of this new material.
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Murdock
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 01:17:31 am » |
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ROFLMAO he masturbates in his sleep....
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 01:26:15 am » |
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Yeah I couldn't figure that one out either. And if he DOES, then how does he stop himself from doing it?
No coupons for you!
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 01:37:21 am » |
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Yeah I couldn't figure that one out either. And if he DOES, then how does he stop himself from doing it?
No coupons for you!
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 07:33:00 pm » |
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Oh good! Another thread about ****. Bunch of jack offs! Bye!
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Stop trying to figure it out. Just go with it.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 06:26:31 pm » |
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Oh good! Another thread about ****. Bunch of jack offs! Bye!
...I believe "****" is in the title of this thread...
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 06:43:15 pm » |
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Yes it is. I just like saying jack offs.
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Stop trying to figure it out. Just go with it.
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 08:12:53 pm » |
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Yes it is. I just like saying jack offs.
LOL Say it all you want!
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