Top 5 Most Important Qualities in a Potential....

[wizer]

Oh well counts me out then. I failed number 3 on your list......

I heard that you were shy on webcam.

[mars bar]

I heard that you were shy on webcam.

I dont know, I don't own a webcam. why would you like me to get one especially for you?

[mofwtmy]

so thats where all those missing British women ended up, in your shed, with a webcam pointed at each of them!!

Why you would need a webcam if she lived within range beats me. Wouldn't you just **** her 4 times a day if she lived close by? If not, then the deals off and I'm staying in OZ and finding me a **** guy here....

I like my own space, and have a hungry manchild that curtails my activities, sometimes knocking one out on cam saves talking to the **** in real life.

Marry me?

[mars bar]

marry you?

yeah why not, you **** male chauvenist pig!!

I would love to live in your shed and wank on webcam while you and your son live comfortably in the house. It's every girls dream innit?

[wizer]

I dont know, I don't own a webcam. why would you like me to get one especially for you?

Ok..since you asked nicely.

 

[mofwtmy]

marry you?

yeah why not, you **** male chauvenist pig!!

I would love to live in your shed and wank on webcam while you and your son live comfortably in the house. It's every girls dream innit?

OK take a number and i'll get to you as soon as..................................................