The_Matrix

I'm a bit preoccupied this week...after work I drove to McDonalds..to the drivethru for the #2, two cheeseburger meal. You pay at the first window, then drive to the second window to pickup. I paid, and kept driving right to the exit of the parking lot before it occurred to me that I was "sans food". I backed up and stopped when the manager caught up to me and handed me my food with a smile.

I'd wager a fiver your on your on with this ya twonk!


(Hell that made me giggle!)

LOL I never did that - but I've left stuff in the grocery store before. Paid, and forgot to pick up the bag.

In American English...

You just asked me for a handjob

Me no speaky colonial!

I said your a daft twat to be fair!

Now...I'm scared

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I have no idea why you didn't understand what Mofwtmy wrote - it was perfectly clear to me  :roflmao:

Nikki - The reason he FAILED to understand could be contained in the OP. You just can't fix stupid!

So...you WEREN'T asking me for a handjob then?

Whew.

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True - but imagine the fun we could have if we arranged a visit to England for him, along, of course, with a small film crew following him wherever he went to capture all the trouble he'd invariably get himself into  :roflmao:

There would be a place for him here, but I guess I would need to buy rubber sheets, (for him) and ear-plugs (for me!)

Nikki, you could be my personal escort on the trip, and whatever trouble I find, you can find it with me!

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Hahaha - I'm going to have to pass on that dear, I'm spoken for.....perhaps Mofwtmy could go bar hopping with you and help you discover all the best places to meet single available women  :wink:

I'd watch that. it's gotta beat the majority of what's on television lately.